From the mind of Mitch Hedberg, 1968-2005:
... or, if that's not to your liking, try this one on for size...
One more please:
MITCH: All McDonald's commercials end the same way. They say, 'Prices and participation may vary...' I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner! "Can I get a cheeseburger?" "Nope! All we got is spaghetti! And blankets!"
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