Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Hollywoodland! (pt.1)

Does anyone remember an 80s band called Frankie Goes to Hollywood? No?
Well, that's where I got my title from, Timmy Goes to Hollywood.
TjH Photo 2012

Thank you for visiting my Hollywood blog. I went out to Hollywood for two and a half days in October of 2012 and I just now posted my photos along with some rambling commentary. This blog is divided into six chapters. At the end of each one is a link to the next one. Or you can jump around by using the Table of Contents, to the right. You don't have to read everything... or anything, for that matter. After all, this isn't communist Russia. It's HOLLYWOOD!

"Hooray for Hollywood!
That screwy ballyhooey Hollywood..."
~ Johnny Mercer
from the 1937 motion picture Hollywood Hotel


 Hooray For Hollywood video from YouTube, thanks to . Click on it to enjoy



A warning to those who don't know me 
(and a reminder to those who do): I tend to ramble. 

You've heard of Hollywood Babylon? Well, this blog should be called Hollywood Babble-On. (tee-hee)



So close but yet so far. Me in front of the Hollywood sign. 
Ten miles in front of it,  but in front of it nevertheless...
(Click to see it bigger. An inch bigger, but bigger nevertheless...)

So, a guy goes to Hollywood. He spends half an hour trying to get across Sunset Boulevard during rush hour. Suddenly he sees Paris Hilton on the other side of the street. He yells over, "Miss Hilton! Any idea how I can get across this street?" Hilton rolls her eyes and replies, "Duh, Mister! You ARE across the street!"

Okay, first things first: This blog is not a diary, so it's not in chronological order (or any kind of logical order, for that matter). I did not go to Hollywood to seek out celebrities, I didn't take the Universal Tour, I didn't see any shows. Hollywood was the show. I wanted to see Hollywood. The city, the suburb; the place where Laurel and Hardy used to work; the hills where the famous sign looms. I'm a nostalgia buff so basically I went there to see stuff that isn't there any more. Make sense? No?

As the Beach Boys' said: "I Just Wasn't Made For These Times." I went to Hollywood in 2012 wishing it was 1930. Seeing the Hollywood sign is cool, but I really wanted to see it when it said Hollywoodland:



... I wanted to eat at the Brown Derby when it was actually shaped like a brown derby...

... and I wanted to watch the great Laurel and Hardy make a movie.


So let's start there: Laurel and Hardy at The Petersen Automotive Museum.

Well, I didn't get to see them making a movie... but I DID get to see the car that Laurel and Hardy were driving when they got "sandwiched" by two streetcars in the 1930 movie Hog Wild (shown above, 1930 -- shown below 2012)...

TjH Photo 2012

The car -- originally a 1922 Ford Model T -- is on display at the Petersen Automotive Museum on Wilshire Boulevard at Fairfax Avenue (catty corner from Johnie's Coffee Shop). This car was custom built for the final scene of Hog Wild when Stan and Ollie get caught between two oncoming streetcars. It was designed to be fully operational after the "accident" and indeed Stan and Ollie drive away in it at the end of the film, to roars of laughter -- undoubtedly -- from 1930s theater goers. Below is another view and the exhibit signage.

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Click to Enlarge   TjH Photo 2012

The Petersen Automotive Museum is not just a Hollywood Movie Car Museum (although they do have a few.) It's more of a History of the Automobile Museum and an Automotive Styling Museum (Petersen Publishing, in case you didn't know, is the company that developed Hot Rod Magazine in 1948 and many other publications, not all car related, including Tiger Beat and Sassy. The company has since been sold, and someone else publishes Hot Rod today, but the founder, Robert E Petersen, was also the founder of this museum which he established in 1994, so his name and love of automobiles live on at this museum. Mr. Petersen died in 2007.


Other exhibits at the Petersen.   TjH Photo 2012


A couple of Woodies.   TjH Photo 2012


The Batcycle driven by Yvonne Craig as Batgirl in the 1967 season of TV's Batman
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Yvonne Craig who played Batgirl in the 1967 season of TV's Batman
"Holy Eye Candy, Batman!"

The Batcycle I saw.
Designed by Tom Daniel
I STAND CORRECTED! Actually, the Batcycle shown above was NOT driven by Yvonne Craig as Batgirl, but was in fact driven by Adam West as Batman. Burt Ward as Robin sat in the attached sidecar. This cycle was used in the 1966 movie version of TV's Batman. The cycle driven by Batgirl was in fact purple and much more feminine. But if you think I'm going to remove this delightful photo of Miss Craig just because of my faux pas, you're indeed mistaken.

The Bat Girl Cycle I DID NOT see.
Not designed by Tom Daniel
By the way, the Batcycle and Sidecar was designed by the great Tom Daniel, about a year or so before he went to work for Mattel Toys as designer of their new Hot Wheels cars and Monogram Model Kits, such as the Paddy Wagon and the famous Red Baron show car. Tom worked for General Motors in the early sixties designing real cars but actually made more money designing Hot Wheels. I know a lot of worthless stuff, don't I?

Meanwhile, back in Hollywood...

Speaking of my favorite car designers, (and really, doesn't everybody have a list of favorite car designers?) running a close second behind Tom Daniel -- in my humble opinion -- was Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Roth designed beautiful show cars in the fifties and sixties. Whereas Tom Daniel designed them to be toys or model kits (occasionally somebody would fabricate a full size replica of one of Tom's designs) Ed Roth built them for real and eventually they would become model kits or toys. Below is one of my longtime "Big Daddy" favorites, The Outlaw. Here it is sitting in the gift store at The Petersen Museum. Sadly it is not for sale, so I had to buy a Hot Wheels version of it for seven dollars.


Big Daddy Roth's The Outlaw built in 1959 right here in L.A.  TjH Photo 2012
Ed building The Outlaw circa 1959. More  about these great L.A. car designers later in the blog.

The Petersen Museum is located in an area of Hollywood known as the Miracle Mile, named as such in the thirties and forties for its great shopping and choice of fine eating establishments. You've prob'ly heard it mentioned in the Billy Joel song It's Still Rock & Roll to Me: "Should I get a set of whitewall tires/Are ya gonna cruise the Miracle Mile?" Back in the thirties or forties, the city even put up fancy neon signs promoting the area, some of which are still standing and in operation today. This one (below) is on display in the Petersen Museum, although there's a real one just outside the museum on the median strip on Wilshire Boulevard.

TjH Photo 2012. You can tell it's one of my photos. It's blurry.
Late fifties view of Wilshire Boulevard and one of the Miracle Mile signs.
Currently this portion of Wilshire Boulevard -- surrounded by Highland Avenue, Fairfax Avenue and La Brea Avenue -- is also known as Museum Row. All the old department stores from the Miracle Mile days are pretty much museums now. In fact my friend Brian informed me that the Petersen Automotive Museum used to be Ohrbach's Department Store. Brian also informed me that Ohrbach's used to furnish the clothing for the TV series Mr. Ed. (Clearly I run with a tight-knit bunch of trivia buffs.)

"This one will talk till his voice is hoarse..."

Fashions by The Petersen Automotive Museum... Wait - WHAT?!

The Petersen Museum Today  TjH Photo 2012

The Petersen Museum Building (right) when it was Orbach's Department Store.
The May Co. right across the street can be seen in this early 70s postcard.
Another big department store along the Miracle Mile was The May Company, a.k.a May Co. It stood right on the corner of Wilshire and Fairfax. It could be seen from miles away because of it's three-story high metallic gold cylindrical cornice design. Here it is in it's heyday, (below) from a beautiful late 70s Instamatic snapshot I found on the internet:
Mayco late 70s. Notice Johnie's Restaurant across the street. We'll get to that later.
Well, the Mayco building is now the LACMA, or The Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Below is a photo I took from the top of the tour bus. At the time I didn't know what it was, I was more interested in Johnie's Coffee Shop across the street. The LACMA is a very cool place. And it has The La Brea Tar Pits right in it's backyard! More on Johnie's Diner and La Brea Tar Pits later in this post...

It doesn't look like much from up here in the open air tour bus, but this intersection of
Wilshire and Fairfax held enough history that I returned to this location the next day.

TjH Photo 2012
Below is a photo of The May Company (now the Los Angeles County Museum of Art) being built in the late 1930s. (If you look closely at the 1930s photo -- click to enlarge if necessary -- you'll see a sign across the street that says Simon's Sandwiches on the location that is currently Johnie's Coffee Shop (the blue and white building in the 2012 photo). Well, neither of these establishments are still in business, but they are both classic examples of 20th Century Caifornia "Googie-style" architecture, a commercial style somewhere between Art Deco and Streamline Moderne. I'm no expert on this by any means, but I read a couple of books on Googie style and it jumps out at me when I see it. I'll talk more about it later in this blog post. Bear with me. I'm a geek. "I don't know much about art but I know what I like!"


LACMA TjH Photo 2102

The Urban Light exhibit at LACMA TjH Photo 2012

Oh, and here's another picture of Yvonne Craig,
for good measure...

She always looks better OUT of her Batgirl uniform...

Monday, November 5, 2012

Hollywoodland! (pt.2)

This chapter is devoted to an intersection 
that has been celebrated in movie and in song:

I never saw this movie. But I stood on this corner.

"We been here for thirteen weeks,
but you ain't made a dime;
Waitin' to be discovered
on Hollywood and Vine..."
~ Kenni Huskey Hollywood & Vine song


Country singer Kenni Huskey (above right) was just a teenager when she recorded the song Hollywood and Vine for Capitol Records (which, not coincidentally, is located on Hollywood and Vine) in the 1970s... 
Click on the photo to hear it, if you want.


The first afternoon of my Hollywood trip was spent in the Hollywood and Vine area. This is at the base of the foothills known as The Hollywood Hills. There are many old theaters in this area. It's kinda what I would consider "downtown Hollywood." The epic Hollywood Sign is nestled up in the hills and is pretty much visible almost everywhere you go down here. It's like one of those paintings in old horror movies: wherever you go it seems to be looking down at you!

Here's a classy art-deco sign for an apartment building located at Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street. Note the spiral design at the top which mimics the Capitol Records building next door.
TjH Photo 2012

The Walk of Fame is down here on Hollywood and Vine; the sidewalk where all the celebrities put their hand prints in the cement is down here; the studio where they film iCarly is down here... but the thing that stands out most to me in this area is the big, round, Capitol Records Tower. It was built in 1955 and it's design has been described as a stack of records with a spindle through the top. Others have said the spire at the top represents a record player needle. Still others say that none of that was taken into consideration when the tower was designed. Nevertheless, I've always wanted to see the Capitol Tower, home of The Beach Boys and the American home of The Beatles. Oh yeah, and some guy named Sinatra made many albums there. Prob'ly loads of other people too. Like Kenni Huskey.

The sidewalk in front of The Capitol Tower is part of the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame... 
TjH Photo 2012

Some say it's unintentional, but others say the tower was built to look like a stack of records ... or CDs. Who knows what it'll be shaped like in the age of MP3s...
TjH Photo 2012

The Beatles, of course, are all represented on the Walk of Fame in front of the Capitol Tower. The guard tells me there are flowers and gifts on John Lennon's star every day.
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The Walk of Fame extends for several blocks around the Hollywood and Vine area. It's not just Capitol Recording stars.
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How come George Harrison doesn't warrant flowers and gifts on his star? Oh well, All Things Must Pass.
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And last but not least, 'Allo Bongo!
TjH Photo 2012

Here are a few more pictures of the Capitol Tower just because I like it so much...

Did you know the spire atop the Tower has a blinking light that blinks H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D in morse code? I told you, I know a lot of worthless stuff.
TjH Photo 2012

Capitol Records was purchased by EMI records in the mid fifties and it was EMI who commissioned the construction of this building. EMI also owns Abbey Road Studios in London, where the Beatles recorded. That's probably why they are on Capitol Records in America. But that's a whole 'nother story. Don't get me started.
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The Capitol Tower was built between 1955 and 1956. Beatle money had nothing to do with it. Actually, Beatle money might be why it's still standing. And this year's 50th Anniversary Beach Boy's money should keep it alive another fifty years...
TjH Photo 2012

... which would explain why this banner has been hanging in their window All Summer Long...
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The Capitol Tower used to adorn the paper sleeves that 45s came in back in the late 1950s...

What else is in the Hollywood and Vine area?
Surely not just the Capitol Tower!

The Famous Hollywood Pantages Theater, Hollywood and Vine
TjH Photo 2012

The Pantages Theater played host to the Academy Awards throughout the forties and fifties. Think of the great names that have been here! John Wayne, Clark Gable, Greta Garbo... Fibber McGee & Molly, perhaps!

I bet there aren't too many people taking photos of THIS star these days...
TjH Photo 2012
... I felt bad for them, so I took two! Tain't funny, McGee! (Heh-heh) (That's a catch phrase from 70 years ago. Why aren't you laughing?)
TjH Photo 2012


Yes, the Famous Hollywood Pantages Theater has been here since the 1930s. In the forties and fifties The Pantages was where they would host the Academy "Oscar" Awards. (Now they hold them down the street at the Dolby Theater.) The Pantages is now Hollywood's big broadway-style live theater. If it's playing on Broadway in New York, it will probably play at The Pantages in Hollywood. When I was here The Book of Mormon was playing. (I didn't see it.) Book of Mormon is a musical comedy by Trey Parker and Matt Stone -- the brilliant minds that created the TV show South Park.

I know that sounded sarcastic when I said "brilliant minds," but really, I meant it. Below is a photo of them which I took when was in Aspen Colorado in 2002 (?) at the HBO Comedy Festival. (I asked them to flip me off and Matt said, "That would be naughty." I said, "Yeah, I know about your reputation." He laughed.)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker at the St Regis Hotel in Aspen Colorado in 2002. Creators of South Park and the award-winning broadway play, The Book of Mormon.  TjH Photo circa 2002

Grauman's Famous Chinese Theater
Grauman's Chinese Theater, as you can see in the photo, is a big tourist destination. I don't know too much about it. I know it's where celebrities, old and new, come to stick their hands and feet in the cement and then sign their autograph next to it, creating a nice memorial and time capsule. It's kinda weird to see John Travolta right next to Abbott and Costello, but in fifty years time it will all be "Hollywood History" anyway.

When we drove past it in the tour bus, the announcer said that the owner Sid Grauman accidentally stepped in the wet cement when it was first under construction. Somebody said, "You should autograph it and make it look intentional!" Grauman then realized what a great tourism gimmick this was and started the tradition of having famous guests do the same. And the rest, as they say...

I looked for Laurel and Hardy but I don't think they ever left their marks at Grauman's. Abbott and Costello, however, were here the day after Pearl Harbor was attacked. Imagine the mood as Bud and Lou tried to make people laugh.

I never saw this movie, either.
I couldn't find John Wayne's footprints in the concrete, then I remembered, that's because Lucy and Viv stole it in the 1950s.

Scene from I Love Lucy, stealing John Wayne's sidewalk block at Grauman's.

When the tour bus parked, I backtracked to this location and there was a big t'do happening at Grauman's, with millions of people and guys walking around in costumes, like Superman, Batman, and assorted Star Wars characters. Little kids were getting their pictures taken with them but they weren't real celebrities, just characters. I thought I was gonna see some real celebrities but to no avail.

Actually, when the tour bus parked I was starving. So I asked the bus driver if we were gonna be parked for awhile, and he said about an hour and a half. (It was more like two and a half, but there was lots to see, so it gave me a chance to walk around.) Anyway, I asked him where I should eat and he said he was going across the street to McDonald's. So I joined him. My first Hollywood meal was McDonald's. What a pathetic creature I am.

"What a pathetic creature I am!"
~ Ian Holm from the movie Brazil (1985)

The place where I had my first Hollywood meal.
Happy Meal, that is.
Oh, and here's another picture of Yvonne Craig, who played Batgirl on the TV show Batman.
She has nothing to do with my trip, I just like this picture.